PARKS AND RECREATION
"Eagleton"
Leslie is forced to deal with bitter rival Lindsay Carlisle Shay, when a park fence built by the neighboring town Eagleton sparks controversy and outrage among the Pawnee residents. Meanwhile, Ron fears the worst when Leslie finds out about his birthday.
Directed by: Nicole Holofcener
Written by: Emily Spivey
Starring: Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Jim O'Heir, Retta, Parker Posey
Parker's Character: Lindsay Carlisle Shay
Release Date: May 5, 2011
Distributor: NBC
Ben: Hello there, I'm Ben Wyatt. I'm assistant city manager.
Lindsay: Hi, Dan.
Ben: Ben.
Lindsay: It's unimportant, it won't come up again.
Lindsay: I'm sorry, it's just nursing. You must be so tired... and sad.
Lindsay: You know what's really great? A private park that's *not* for everyone.
Lindsay: Sweetie, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, Pawnee is and always will be a dirty little nightmare from which you will never wake up. But it was good seeing you.
Lindsay: You have a million flyaways right now. Would you like to borrow a mirror or a self-help book?